Zezima jokes!

Zezima fell down the stairs and said Damn i lagged




Zezima looked at a vid and saw Supermen fly and said omfg! I think he has 99 agility.




Zezima looked out the window and saw two people fighting, he saw that one of the two Hitted the another down and Zezima said
OMG! Not fair he potted.



~later will come more~

Here are some of the Zezima jokes I found on YouTube!


1.Zezima went to the church and said to the priest, prayer lvl?

2.Zezima ordered a pizza and said how much hp does it heal?

3.When Zezima came over to his friends house he asked, construction lvl?

4.5pirit bought Zezima a bow for his birthday, Zezima shot his dad with it and yelled: "99 ranged!@!@!"

5.Zezima got bit by a spider and went to the doctors for anti-poison (4).

6.Zezima was at school and said, "God damn I hate this random."

7.When Zezima got a baby he wanted to call it James but the user name was taken!

8.When Zezima saw fireworks in real life he asked, "Who lvled"?

9.Zezima burned his mom and had a party for 99 firemaking!

10.Zezima threw ice cubes at his mom while screaming, "Ice Blitz!"

11.When Zezim's mom died he said, "Don't worry I will bless your grave.

12.When Zezima got homework from his teaher he said, "Haha noob I'll alch it all."

13.When Zezima died they wrote RuneScape at his gravestone.

14.At Scool exercises Zezima said in a Evil laugh, "Muhahaha I'm going to take runes for entangle!"

15.Zezima was disquilified from the Olympics today as officials found out he uses what he calls "boots of lightness"

16.When Zizima's sister said, "fuck". Zezima said, "Haha noob reported."

i like harleys better didnt so much get urs

lol harley's jokes are funny

DAME HARLEY THAT ONE WAS GOOD JOKES

this one good When Zizima's sister said, "fuck". Zezima said, "Haha noob reported."

Haha...wow!

lol! xD hold on

1. When it was the forth of july Zezima said "who leveld up?"

2. Zezima thought it would be a good idea to do barbarian fishing for sharks IRL.

3. Zezima died of starvation, and his last words was what the hell no one hit me!

4. when zezima was stiked down my lighting he yelled god damn u saradomin.

5. When zezima's grandmother died he said "what did she drop?".

6. Zezima orderd a pizza and asked "how much hp does it heal?"

7. Zezima applied for a gardining job and put on his 99 farming cape.

8. When Zezmia got bit by a spider he went to the doctor and asked for and anti-poisin(4)

9. Zezima was in school and said "god damn i hate this random."

10. When Zezima's little brother was born he said" lmao lvl 3 noob"

11.zezima cut himself and said blood barrage

bestejonge did you even read mine? most of the ones you posted were the ones i posted... Also here are some more that I came up with!

1.Zezima walks up to a guy sleeping on the bench and asks, "Construction lvl"?

2.Zezima gets in a bar fight and gets confused when hes hitting 0's

3.Zezima goes to a bar and order a wizards mind bomb. And the bartender gives him Tequila!

4.bestejonge's mom was Zezima's slayer task

hahah nice black

lol nice jokes both of you

lmfao my mom?! ..