some stories i remember me and my friends telling..just got bored and am calling IM'ing my friends to ask them wht to write for them
idk if all of them r true, the bacon one wasnt, it was just funny.
I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon -me
Today, I saw the following message on my Facebook News Feed: "Morning Sex: [My mom] and [My dad] are fans. Click here to Join -brandon
me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it -brian
I told my parents that I was going out with my boyfriend and they agreed to let me go as long as I was home by midnight. Did I come home on time? Yes. Was my shirt right side out? No -kathy
I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my girlfriend. -brian again
I asked my mom if I could join my friends in getting lessons in self defense. My mom told me that I didn't need them because my face was a better weapon to repel anyone. -bo (james)
at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film -kris (true i was with him and we saw fast & furious da new one)
